Monday, 6 July 2009

Laying a Minefield

I've decided to invent some new games to play with these giants, I'm using the one with the furry face to experiment with.

The rules of this game are simple, the player must be in bare feet or socks, I wait until their back is turned for 2 seconds, then I pee amidst the pattern of the carpet… and wait! Sitting just beyond the mine in wait works extremely well, they have to come close to check on me, phase one complete.

As the roll of paper and spray smell remover come out, the next mine must be layed. Depending on how long the spray and paper takes, there may be a chance to lay multiple mines, especially if there is a sock-change or foot-wash break involved.

The aim of the game is to score points for times feet have to be washed or pairs of socks consumed in one day, double points for managing to conceal a poo in the carpet pattern (splat mines), triple points for getting both feet simultaneously or soaking a knee after the first mine was discovered. This game can also be played during the night when mine laying can be done easily and in large quantities, my tip for great results - mines next to slippers are extremely cunning and 100% success rate guaranteed!

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