Fox ShamPoo

Whilst I was at the Beagle Racing, lots of other beagles gave me advice and taught me a few things I didn't know about giants and life as a beagle. There were lots of little whispers in my ear from experienced dogs-of-the-world.

The best way to keep our coats shiny, soft, well-conditioned and smelling sweet - Fox ShamPoo! That's right, wild-found, fully natural ingredients, no artificial preservatives or colourings, it's the perfect treatment for beagle fur.

The secret to a Fox ShamPoo treatment is making sure you find it in plenty of time to dive in it and roll around, rub it all over, massaging it into your head, face, back, legs, and even lying down on it to get it into those hard-to-reach underarm areas.

This is particularly difficult if you haven't mastered off-lead control yet, spotting the product before a giant does, and having plenty application time whilst on a short leash is tricky. A quick dive onto it and rolling as fast as you can before a giant can realise you've found your Fox ShamPoo should allow enough coating to improve fur quality and odour.

I've found it's a great way to attract the doggy ladies too. An irresistible scent, apparently.

Further Toy Testing Techniques

The secret to destroying any toy quickly is to concentrate on one area only. Continued knawing, pulling and plenty drool for softening the targetted area. A constant and ongoing nibble should produce the desired damage in the shortest time. This results in inferior toys being removed and better, more expensive ones arriving in their place.

Tip: if the material of the toys is too tough even for drool, leave them in unseen places, around corners, just outside doors, etc to allow giants to soften the material by standing on them. If you're sleeping, you can be alerted to the successful mission if the toy has a built-in squeaker, doubling as an alarm clock for those sleepier puppies amongst us.