Monday 29 June 2009

Butter Melting Torture?

It sounds like they're going to attempt some new kind of torture method on me soon. Shortly after I'd successfully completed my mission to pee on every floor surface in their HQ, twice in a row too, they hadn't even finished cleaning up the first two when I'd finished, but anyway…

I heard the giants telling each other that "butter wouldn't melt in my mouth"? Now, I'm not sure what butter actually is, but I'm ready to resist anything they can throw at me, I have the stare to melt them right back!

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