a teleportation re-fluffer device?

They were still there when I woke up, so I guess I'm in for the long-haul, or until someone pays their ransom demand!!

I'm intrigued, they seem to have some kind of hi-tech device, it allows the transportation of an object, but at the same time, it cleans it, fluffs it up and makes it like new again?! They've succeeded in teleporting the squeaky, chewy sausage dog that I shared with my siblings, yet it's been refreshed with extra fluffiness and softness. They've even made the squeakers louder again!

It's going to take me ages to get it back to the state I liked it in!