That old dog Bar Knee and his servant have followed me Back here, they seem to be watching my every move! (when the old grey thing isn't asleep, I'm sure he's on drugs)

Hmm, I've been held captive for quite a while now, I know my mum doesn't have that many dog biscuits to pay a ransom, maybe I need to think about settling down here.

I think it's about time I asserted myself and became their pack leader! the biggest one is going to be a problem, but my teeth sharpening and practice barking is coming along nicely! I already have control over the youngest lady in the nice, chewy tops! Total control! I have her under my power!