Standy-up Toys

These toys have no respect! I turn my back for two seconds and they're standing up in defiance. If it wasn't bad enough that the yellow ball stares at me, laughing all the time, now the others have joined in!?

The duck sits up and glares, the chewy dog leans nonchalantly against the wall, they've even started standing on each other to try to make themsleves taller, so I can't get them. I'll show them though, I'll just keep pouncing on them, or knocking them over as I go past. They will not get the better of me!